exhausted

I'm completely exhausted with play rehearsals, work, and travels to and from NY. They're all good and fun activities, but I'm tired and will be boring and slow in my blog updates.

Now you know.

Happy late Easter, Jesus!

porn maids

I think I saw the porn maids again.

At my parents' apartment building in New York.

Both are tall and blonde and speak with a Scandinavian accent (Swedish?). And they carry around cleaning supplies.

I usually see them on the elevator.

A good reason to skip school

Dear knuckleheads,

I appreciate your fondness for your cultural heritage. We all should wave the flags of our ancestors' homelands.

But...

You're a bunch of ding-dongs.

Every one of you waving a Mexican flag while protesting Bush's recent sentiments about illegal immigrants is a knucklehead.

I sympathize with your political cause but abhor your ill-conceived logic.

I repeat: you're a bunch of ding-dongs.

You seem to want the right to be Americans (or rights for your close relatives to live freely in this country), so why are you waving the flag of Santa Ana?

Secondly, why are you protesting at City Halls. Those nitwits are even bigger doofuses (doofi?) than you. While the city politicians butt heads over which potholes should get filled, you mouth-breathers are jumping up and down outside screaming "Viva Mexico!"

What?

WHAT?!

Here's what you need to do:

1. Drop the Mexican flag and fly the stars and stripes (we're trying to be American, after all).
2. If you must do an interview with the media, don't giggle and say "i don't know" when they asked why you skipped school to come protest.
3. Quit climbing in fountains and on top of public sculptures. That's even less effective than protesting.
4. Don't be an idiot.

Tools.